A Prince Among Thieves

This is me, having just stolen an important envelope from Bob's desk. (Bob is the Treat Man). I'm hiding underneath the piano bench in my living room, which Barbara (the Walk Lady) sits on when she plays the piano. I especially like to be bad when she's trying to practice. Though, sometimes when she plays Rachmaninoff or Bach, I find the music so moving that I sit still to listen (temporarily, of course).

Notice the beautiful Oriental rug - it's where I tend to throw up when I've consumed something indigestible.

It's been a good week so far. I've stolen the TV remote, a wallet, a $20 bill, some underwear, and yesterday I ate a thank-you note. I love the taste of paper. Yum.